The best way to take a bath
KENNY KUMMINGS
A story about twins
KENNY G*STAR RAW
There is one best way to talk about the future of bathing. But
there is nothing magical about being direct. My grandfather
hated birds. He would stand outside shouting at them for
hours. So my grandmother found her own hobby: logging.
That's where I get my taste for old growth.
Listen, we've created a new scent for you. We want you to smell like us. Don't you want to? Write a comment card.
Every revolution has its sourball, but we've got forums for dissent like wide open fields. Our feedback loops are lightyears beyond the Qype. Steel yourself against the blind obvious: we know that you know that we've stolen your sweat for cologne. We've smelled your smell without our smell on top, and it was humiliating. We've been in your little room, and we built a university building around it while you were sleeping. The floorplan is symmetrical, the marriage walls are high. We've got transparency that goes for miles.